#''god DAMN I want you''
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*takes Alex's cowboy hat and puts it on my head*
cowboy hat rule ;)
Hey now, partner...
Y'can't take me home just yet! The rodeo's just started!
#HJKGHJD FGDSFH#SOMEBODY KILL HIMMMMMM#spirit's eve 2024#GOD I'M GIGGLING SO MUCH#cw suggestive#for those that don't know uhhhhhh taking a cowboy's hat and putting it on basically just means#''god DAMN I want you''#especially if a lady took the hat#idk if anon is a lady but that's the folklore#LMAO
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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i hate perspective. happy new years also
#i wanted to do something with j as a new years post but didnt have the patience to actually get it done#so instead i just went with what i was already drawing#nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi#finally i've been able to draw this robo god damn ship#it has been clouding my mind for MONTHS#and i've finally been able to draw it#trying to color and slightly shade for the first time in. a while#violentbitingbiscuits#nuvi#nuziv#theres five hundred names for this ship dude#can you fandom people get it together and just settle on one#drew half of this last night and the other half today and surprisingly did not hate what i got done yesterday#amazing. can my mind do that for all my other art instead of despising it once a 5 hour timer is up#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones v#serial designation v#i love the concept that uzi crumples like tissue paper when given any affection#v pfp is an old sketch i dont think i posted on here dont mind it
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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......
Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess
#ASK ME#ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising#no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve#anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you#...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones#I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food#and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb#I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer#s#YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART#......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking
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Want....
#couple#intimate#intimacy#touch#romantic#desire#romance#kissing#kiss#kisses#eroticlover#sweet kisses#touch me#i need you#i want it#want#i want this#ohh my god#damn hot#kiss kiss#oh baby#senses#caresses#feeling good#aesthetics#ohhhh#so damn beautiful
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It’s a source of eternal frustration that when I try to find recipes that will work with my MCAS, the recipes I find will exclude the thing I’m trying to avoid when I typed into the search bar, but regrettably substitute it with another thing my body thinks is poison.
Like ah, yes, that’s right. I have the “allergies Georg” disease. Hm.
Normally I’m confident enough in my abilities I’d be up for experimenting on my own but in this economy I’m loath to waste the eggs.
The Mop would never forgive me.
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orym and dorian in c3 x 120: "the red end"
#critical role#criticalroleedit#critteredit#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#dorym#dorian x orym#dorian storm x orym#bells hells#cr3#campaign three#critical role campaign three#my gifs#DO NOT ASK ME THE WARS I WENT THROUGH...THE SACRIFICES I MADE...TO MAKE SURE THIS DAMN THING UPLOADED TO TUMBLR...#sighs tumblr why are you broken. why do you hate warmth.#this gifset was originally like....half the length it ended up being I found I needed to capture all the phases of robbie's terror.#one because same whenever orym is in danger. and two because. it just felt right. like dorian is feeling that agony through him too.#ANYWAYS. this was so crazy. this was so so so serious to me#angst scene so insane I have three different gifsets made based on it THE BOYS WERE GOING THROUGH IT#matt did not have to go that hard with the descriptions I was already dying#two self-sacrificial bad bitches with compartmentalization issues fall in love with each other.#the end result is them crying screaming throwing up when the other is in danger#all while they forgot to protect themselves. because all they want is to make sure the ones they love stay safe#(DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE HOW YOU REFUSED TO HEAL YOURSELF BLUE BOY. DORIAN BRONTE SECONDSUN WYVERWIND STORM I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD)
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From the lovely minds of @babyblankyerror and @aroace-get-out-of-my-face I bring you ford hating a puppet more then Bill lol
Ford hate room requested in this
#science time with dr pine#ford pines#gravity falls#oh my god as soon as I woke up today I knew I had to draw this#I swear both of you are my muses lol#and love how much ford hate this puppet#because I feel like we’ll hate something for no real reason#or at least#a practical one lol#like I hate the movie cloverfield with a PASSION#if I watched again would I hate it as much maybe#but damn if that movie doesn’t make feel some kinda rage#anyway this getting long enough#also this super rushed but I still felt like I wanted to draw it before motivation left me#hope y’all have a good day :)
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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 1?)
I might make more if you guys like this one.
#half life#half life 2#half life opposing force#half life blue shift#half life decay#black mesa#half life 2 episode 2#incorrect quotes#incorrect half life#incorrect half life quotes#text posts#incorrect text posts#Gordon Freeman#Barney Calhoun#Adrian Shephard#Gina Cross#Isaac Kleiner#Alyx Vance#Arne Magnusson#Judith Mossman#The Gman#This might be the tag-heaviest post I've ever made on this site god DAMN#Anyways I actually had fun making this so if you want more let me know
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#spnedit#supernaturaledit#samwinchesteredit#sam winchester#supernatural#samruby#spn#just wanted to remind you all that sam winchester fucks like a beast#First thing I gif in a decade and it's these two going at it#I regret nothing#*#*spn#their sex must be insane cause idk if they were even dating yet when they filmed this#and if they weren't then god damn
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clinging to the sex warning for arcane like an angst with a happy ending tag on ao3
#i have no words#s2 is a certified banger#everyone's morally grey love it 10/10#when i tell you me and me friends screamed at the caitvi kiss scene i mean we were jumping up and down so fucking excited#its so rare to have canon lesbian characters who are genuinely affectionate and not played for laughs or sex appeal#especially not in mainstream#although the jayvik shit is fucking insane too god DAMN#im a little annoyed by the way caitvi is taking a backseat to them but i honestly think its more that people are offput by caits behavior#whereas viktor and jayce have that 'any lengths to get you back anything for you' going on#and we all know what happened with cait and vi#abandonment - which people didn't like#which i think is sad bc i want them toxic#caitvi#jayvik#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#jayce talis#viktor arcane#arcane#my posts#text post#ao3#writing
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how to say "I love you" in x-files [3/?] ⤷ 2.01 — "Little Green Men"
Mulder, even if George Hale only saw elves in his mind, the telescope still got built. Don't give up.
#em.txf#txf ily#txfedit#my gifs#msredit#msr#dailytxf#the x files#xfilesedit#useremsi#usergeorgette#usergabriella#userairi#tuserjana#useralf#anyway they love each other confirmed#THE TENDERNESS OF THE I LEARNED THAT FROM YOU#I AM LOSING MY GOD DAMN MIND#HE’S SOOOO 🥺🥺🥺🥺#and scully is so touched but also so sad#because he listened#but not how she wanted him to
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#i have so much to say!!!!!!#gif 1. Wine wants to kiss him so badly! It's the way he is staring at Faifa's lips!!!!#gif 2. Faifa paying attention to Wine and his reactions he was staring at Wine's lips but looked up to see if he was the only one wanting i#gif 3. the slow leaning in and Wine ALSO DID IT it wasn't just Faifa!!!#gif 4. Wine couldn't look away from his lips it was like he was being pulled in and couldn't resist he wanted this as much a Faifa did#gif 5. Faifa finding strength to stop himself and actually ask for permission was so beautiful to see even if he didn't wait for an answer#gif 6. DAMN JUNIOR THATS HOW YOU KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the desperation he must have felt the need to kiss Wine after finding someone special#gif 7. that hand... holy shit the way is slid up... Junior knows exactly what he is doing and i am so here for it!#gif 8. that is such a freaking pretty angle for a kiss i love it so much AND the way the hand is still visible?!?! and its sliding down???#gif 9. they are really such a great fit for each other thank you gmmtv#gif 10. that is exactly how a dazed expression should look like!!! Mark nailed it so well the way he tried to blink himself awake after tha#god JuniorMark did such a great job here#perfect 10 liners#p10l#Perfect 10 liners the series#faifawine#juniormark#junior panachai#mark jiruntanin#mine 2025
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RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.
#I fucking loved this episode but also FUCK- OH UH DON'T READ MY TAGS IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YET CAUSE UH SPOILERS LOL#dndads#dungeons and daddies#the peachyville horror#dndads spoilers#dndads s3 ep 5#tony collette#ebenezer white#[breathes]#TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY#FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK#choosing to believe there's a chance they save him#I REALLY hope they save him#please these tags were gonna be me rambling about how I'm so ready for him to accidentally become an actual spy#and how Ebenezer is just one more person I need him to have homoerotic tension with#BUT NOW WHAT#Anyways poor Will but also not poor Will cause it was REALLY funny how much everyone was screwing with him this episode zkbfeskgzl#stupidly it was the moth bit that got me the most and particularly Matt describing its journey lmao#Somehow- like I knew the Trudy stuff was gonna be dark but somehow it was even darker than I imagined like fuuuuuck#Also sounds like the people who theorized there'd been an og human Trudy were *probably* right?#Heh. But was it a normal death or was she *murdered* dun dun dun#*Very* excited for Kelsey's boxing match#Francis UH OH GOD??#the two scoops line was perfect though#what else what else... No I'm just caught on that ending now god DAMN it I don't care if they pull some cheap shit to save him#oh actually I know exactly what I want out of this but I'll make a separate post about that one sec lol#undescribed
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You thought he was innocent. You thought that—by Megumi’s nonchalance, his lack of ability to hold eye contact, and his honest dismissal of your presence as a whole while you spoke to his best friend Itadori when you first met—was a sign of shyness, especially considering he tries to ignore conversations he doesn’t find himself necessary to participate in.
When you did include him in the conversation, he glances up from the screen of his phone, then to his pink haired companion, then back to you. He nods at whatever you said with an almost imperceptible curl of his lips, remembering how Itadori told him to smile so he doesn’t come off as rude to new people.
Since then you became friends by proximity. When Itadori was doing anything worth making fun of, you’d find each others gaze, silently agreeing on how much of a dumbass he was sometimes, and literally this interaction over and over called for you two to become closer. When he did speak, there was a softness to his voice. His words weren’t harsh, and spoken gently, as if he were to deem you as not listening anymore, he’d stop speaking completely and return to whatever he was doing. That doesn’t happen of course.
Needless to say, he was deceiving. Those beautiful green eyes underneath strands of his long hair that was growing out by the day are completely, and utterly, deceiving.
Because now, as you do get farther and farther away from just kissing, his movements become fervent and laced with hunger. You were previously sitting criss-cross on top of the bed comforter. Now you’re falling backwards, a low-eyed Megumi stripping himself of the short-sleeved white tee he wore.
“Is this okay?” He’d confirm earnestly, voice still floating into the air as before despite the drop in tone. When you solidify yourself with a tug on the hair at his nape and the desperate roll of your hips, he relocates his focus down to your neck, leaving feather-light kisses that send fire all over.
And then you get past the teasing part, finally, and you decide to pamper him a bit. You’re laying on your stomach between his legs as he is sitting upright. He allows you to remove him from his boxer briefs.
The second you hold his length between your fingers, pleasuring him with a few experimental strokes and attaching your plush lips to his throbbing tip, his eyes roll into the back of his head.
“Oh god,” he groans, basking in the feeling of the suction. You can conclude it’s his first time.
You hum back, “Mhmm,” just to provide a response.
It’s all great until the hands that clench the sheets come up to your hair and gather it into a makeshift ponytail. Megumi is always so sweet, no matter what. It’s then you realize he’s intently watching what you’re doing, not your own eyes, and there’s a curious, devious, emotion lurking behind them.
Suddenly there’s a force to the back of your head and your nose almost reaches his pelvis. Done so quick, it was as if he wanted to see what would happen, just once. His eyes shot open as he popped back into reality to check on you nervously.
“Shit sorry— I’m sorry.”
Staring up at him, blinking blankly, his nerves skyrocket at your next words but you wish to see that cold in his eyes again. Give him complete freedom to try out what he wants to, what you can tell he’s thought about more than once. You clear your throat and instruct him to do it again.
“Are you sure? I can—”
“—I want this to feel good for you. You can be rough with me.”
With him being the socially awkward one, you wear the pants in the relationship. So when he sees that determination in your eyes, he knows there’s nothing to stop it. He nods. “Just tap if you want me to stop.”
Back down you go. Like all the nervousness was just a fluke, he shoves your head down in a chase for the warmth of your throat. It pulsates around his shaft once you begin to gag, which tips his head back once more, a throaty groan leaving his mouth as his hips buck up.
He becomes more comfortable the more you seem to be actually okay with what he’s doing, and as he gets closer with every gluck and splutter, he begins speaking into the air. He can’t help it.
“Oh fuck, I love how your throat feels. Can you go even deeper? All the way?”
On cue, you choke with your nose in trimmed, dark hair, your nails digging red crescents into the skin of his thighs along with lines that will burn later. Spit dribbles past your lips and down to his balls. The boy you thought you knew would despise the feeling, and honestly the entire messy sight in itself, but I guess that’s something new you learned.
“Take it,” he looks down at you with his brows furrowed angrily, and it dawns on you this was a whole different man. Your panties run damp. He slurs, “Take it all and hold it.”
A headache forms with how fast he rolls your head up and down and the tight grip he has, then it stops for a moment as you regulate your breathing through your nose at the base before he tugs you right back up, allowing you to finally breathe. He grabs you firmly by the cheeks for a kiss. Even if his dick was in the farthest back part of your throat.
Suddenly you’re rising with his lips, and his fingers are hooking under your thighs to drag you closer to him and onto your back, just how you were before you decided to spoil him. His cock is still wet and throbbing and leaking precum, on the verge of exploding, but he leaves it untouched.
He’s tugging your shorts and panties off at the same time. At first he stares pensively, basking in all the skin he’s seeing and what he’s going to do with it. He’s quick in the way he rolls your knees up and to your sides. It’s only natural for his fingers to knead the plush of your thighs while he bends down to your center, kissing and biting around where you want him most.
“Tell me how,” he asks, his long eyelashes fluttering up to you.
Your response is “How what?” You have already completely forgotten about his lack of experience.
“How to make it good for you.”
His marks on your body do not falter; the number only increases with the amount of time that passes. “W-Well there’s a specific spot in the center that feels really good. You just kinda mess with that? I guess?” He watches your face redden and your eyes dart away as the broken sentences spill from your mouth.
“So…”
His hand releases your thigh and two of his fingers slowly slide up into your wetness, splitting your lips apart, showcasing the bud to him. He knew female anatomy, that wasn’t the hard part—it was just whatever comes after that.
He comes forward and his tongue leaves his mouth, licking a solid stripe atop your clit, looking you dead in the eyes when yours return to his so he can gauge your reaction. The pink muscle flicks up over it a few times, eliciting a gasp and a whine at the sight from you.
When you don’t respond, he does it again, this time taking you into his mouth, just to release it, and take it back in. If your legs start to move he presses them back down, leaving your thighs caged by his palms and your hips shuddering. There’s a satisfying grunt when you tug his hair, unknowingly pulling it out of his face too.
Since then he twists his face in your pussy, slurping and holding your lips open for himself when he sees fit, just to make it easier for what he’s about to do next. Moans of his own leave his mouth. It’s sloppy and wet and hot.
He drops both hands from your legs—trusting you to hold them open yourself—and relocates one hand to wrap around your throat and the other to sink two fingers inside of you. He may have started with one, but you both tacitly agreed you were past that. In the meantime, he never stops licking, forcing your eyes shut and your body to wriggle.
“Mmmmn.”
He curls his long fingers up out of half intention and half curiosity of what the inside feels like. It’s soft, padded, and warm. When your back arches at the movement, he does it once more until it’s continuous and he isn’t licking you anymore. Instead, he presses force to your throat while coming up to connect his forehead to yours.
You blink up at him leisurely, quickly finding his eyes. Yours shift around his face with those cute brows upturned.
“Do you like it when I do that?” He speaks, his voice velvety smooth.
You nod.
“Pussy is so wet and warm. Will it be that tight when I go in?”
It was kind of a genuine question, but not really. You nod again.
“I love this look on you. You gonna come on my dick like a whore when you get the chance?” His voice rumbles through your core. He knows, because you instantly tighten around his fingers.
It was then he completely concluded you actually liked when he was mean or rough with you; you just didn’t want to push it because you didn’t think it was in his nature, and he didn’t want to push it because he didn’t think it was in yours. “I’m close,” you force out.
“Yeah?” He nibbles on your ear lobe.
You nod, trying to pretend that word alone didn’t make you even wetter.
His thumb circles your clit while the ones curling inside speed up on your g-spot, all on the same hand, shaking your lower half up and down, and your eyes roll into the back of your head. The lewd squelches are music to his ears.
“Don’t stop don’t stop don’t stop—” your voice raises a pitch, and the ravenette tries his best to move during your orgasm, but your walls clenching him with a vice grip don’t allow him much. He watches in amazement when your eyes squeeze shut and your breathing becomes insanely irregular before him.
There’s slick, milky white covering his fingers by the time he does remove them, and he doesn’t think twice to shove them into his mouth.
You were watching him do it tiredly, but you hadn’t expected that to happen. You shot up onto your palms. “Megumi!”
He looks back at you. “What?”
He was already nose deep anyway.
©️hxltic
#just like his damn daddy.#god i want him so bad#jjk fushiguro#jjk x reader#jjk smut#jjk#jjk megumi#jjk megumi fushiguro#megumi fushiguro#megumi x reader#jujutsu megumi#jujutsu kaisen megumi#megumi smut#megumi x you#jujutsu kaisen fushiguro#jujutsu kaisen#megumi imagine#jujutsu megumi fushiguro
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#1 like a prayer fan none of you understand (insane)
#the movie was made for me thats why like a prayer by madonna is there and thats why ryan reynolds went to madonna's house to ask for permiss#ion yeah#(delusional)#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#cassandra idk her last name#ive been dreaming for 500000 years for SOMEONE to use like a prayer somewhere Thank God.#almost cried during the choir version in the movie oh my glob#i heard it in a trailer it was barely discernible i think i used that word right#anyways you could barely hear it in the one trailer i saw on tv (i wanted to go in blind) and i was like LIKE A PRAYER ???? BY MADONNA ??!??#like girl u have no idea#anyways ermmm the yappsterrrrrr#deadpool and wolverine#forgot this tag#i love you like a prayer by madonna#controversial music video but DAMN its a good song Ok Bye#yknow i used to associate the song with pucci from jojo idk i think i was in my jjba era anyways Byyyeeeeeeeee ^_^ bye bye (bye bye)#I LOVE MUSIC#1 MUSIC LOVER
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